I Wish...Part 2

My last wish list had 10 things on it and I still want all of those things plus just one more...

1. A Personal Assistant, and I don't want a human personal assistant, I want a robot. See, having a person assist me would just take up more of my time because I would feel obligated to speak to them. Maybe I would take an Alice, like from the Brady Bunch, she did everything for that family. But, Alice had a lot of drama in her life, between her boyfriend and her frequent injuries, I don't have time to deal with an assistants drama.

What a Personal Assistant could do for me:

A) Every morning make, pour and bring me my coffee.
B) Make T and I healthy breakfasts and lunches. It is too easy for me to make mac-n cheese or hot dogs.
C) Record and categorize my blog ideas as I dictate them.
D) Type my blog as I dictate it to her and correct any grammatical mistakes I make.
E) Dust. I don't mind doing my own daily light housekeeping.
F) Keep track of daily schedules. We almost forgot about dance on Sunday!
G) Give me back rubs. Self explanatory.
H) Make appointments for me. I really dislike calling to make appointments.
I) Look things up on the Internet for me as they pop into my head.
J) Remind me to take my medicine.

Having a Robot to assist with these activities would free up my time so that I would be able to do other more pleasurable things like:

A) Sit and eat breakfast and lunch with T.
B) Play with T.
C) Finish painting my living room.
D) Art projects, scrapbooking, blogging, reading, watching TV, listening to music, make cookies
E) Help E with homework.
F) Make supper, which I do like to do.
G) Converse with husband.
H) Have sex with husband.
I) Talk on the phone with friends.
J) Email friends

I do most of these things anyways, I just want to not have to rush through it all. I know you know what I mean.

I Wish...

1. The volume on my car stereo would go higher than 37. ( I have adult angst)

2. I had more time to blog. (obvious)

3. Cats could speak English. ( If they have food and water, I say "sorry, I don't know what the hell you are saying to me, meow, meow, that's all I get", probably they are telling me how much they love and adore me) (or "meow, give me canned food Bitch, meow!")

4. Humans could survive on air and water alone. (think of how skinny we would be and no messy waste products)

5. Little fairy painters would magically come over and finish painting my living room. ( My hands are numb and I'll have to remember when I am having chest and arm pain tonight it is not a heart attack)

6. My airbag light would shut off without me having to spend $65 to just diagnose the problem. (lots of people still drive cars without airbags anyways, right?)

7. That all my underwear did not look like something a great grandmother would wear when down to her last pair, after being incontinent in her "good pairs". ( I AM married with children)

8. My kids could get along for more than 5 minutes. (too much, I know)

9. The price of gas would go down. (then I could afford to have my airbags checked)

10. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was still on TV and not re-runs. ( I do have the complete collectors edition of all 7 seasons, guess I could just watch it again and again...)

I miss Spike, he always knew what was going on and what to do about it.

I also wish for larger breasts, smaller tummy, peace on earth and good health for everyone!