I Invited Jose but Pepe Came Instead

It was a steaming hot day in August. The kids were away and I was sitting outside by the pool alone. The clear shimmering blue water was tempting, but my mind was restless; I needed something more, something different to calm me. I called my husband and asked him to bring Jose home after work.
Finally after waiting what seemed like hours, and was, Hus came home. He explained to me that Jose wasn’t available tonight so he brought Pepe. Being that I had never had Pepe before, I was a little nervous. Hus introduced me to Pepe. His smell was strong reminding me of the time Hus and I spent on a Mexican beach while inhaling the sultry fumes of local fishing boats. I couldn’t wait any longer; I opened my mouth and put Pepe inside. Wow, what a sensation, like having my eyelashes singed off, he didn’t disappoint. Pepe was hot; I was starting to feel on fire, so I got some ice. Hus joined me then, he wanted Pepe too. I stepped between Hus and Pepe and kissed my husband long and hard…
Then the kids came home and we had to make Pepe disappear. Damn.





I got the idea to write this from one of my favorite bloggers Merecat. She wrote about a long lost love which turned out to be cigarettes! She is a fun and creative blogger/writer and you should all pay her a visit.