throw salt over both shoulders each time I use any? (I can’t remember which shoulder I am SUPPOSED to throw it over to ward off bad luck.)
brush my teeth at least 5 times a day, including while at work?( I have a fear of bad breath.)
think my cats understand what I say?(If you knew them, you would think the same.)
have rushed to the nearest pharmacy when I saw on the news that the Brazilian Diet Pill was being taken off the market because the morning pill contained amphetamines and the night time pill contained Valium? (I was too late, damn it!)
wish I would get sick so I could stay home from work?( Co-worker “Ma” is with me on this. You know who you are!)
like a song by Fall Out boy?(Sugar, We’re Goin Down)
watch an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer everyday?(Even though I have already watched all the episodes, twice.)
have the need to keep a box of tissue in at least 3 rooms in my house at all times?(Allergies, Okay I am really 80.)
use a clip board to keep track of my daily schedule and shopping lists?(How else could I keep track of everything.)
have thought about buying the X rated Brady Bunch movie.(For my hus, well, it did get good reviews.)
I asked my hus what he thinks some of the crazy things I do are…
When he let’s me sleep late on the weekends, the first thing I say is “Why’d you let me sleep so long?” Even though I know I love to sleep late.
I have a certain things I must have with me when I set myself up at night for “my time”. My book, tissue, diet Sprite or wine, back scratcher, pillow, blanket and remote control to both the TV and DVD player.
I put the closed captioning on the TV when everyone else is in bed.( I AM hard of hearing and I don’t want to wake others up with all the screaming on Buffy) Then I forget to take it off when I go to bed. The little words on the screen drives everyone else crazy.
Think that I am driving just fine at the same time I am eating.
I pass our 90 year old neighbor when caught behind her on the back roads.( Once I passed her while on my way to the post office. I drove the 10 miles to get there, went inside and did my business, came back outside and she was just pulling into the parking lot. Of course I am going to pass her!)
I think it is also crazy that I am sharing these with you all. So what crazy silly things do you do?