Me: Wow our first night alone at home without the kids! Should we have sex on the kitchen floor?
Hus: Why would we do that? We have a bed.
Me: How about we just watch TV? Maybe something other than the Nickelodeon channel.
Perfect Storm
Me: I am just sooo sick of driving in this snowy icy slippery crap. I want to move to a warmer place, you with me?
Hus: No. And you're an excellent driver in the snow. You should be an Ice Road Trucker. It's like your just waiting for the perfect storm.
Me: Didn't they all die in The Perfect Storm?
No Life
Me: I really want to see Avatar, it looks like a movie made just for me. It's got romance, sci-fi, and it took four years to make it.
Hus: It will take you longer to see it.
Healthy Eating
Me: I didn't eat butter until I met you. I was raised on low fat margarine.
Hus: Well, there's some 'I Can't Believe I Bought This Butter' in the fridge.
The Governor
Hus: I saw the governor today.
Me: You saw Arnold?! (OK, I watch too much west coast TV)
9 comments:
Thanks so much Heidi for the laugh, I can always count on you!!
You know you have been married too long when kitchen floor sex is not appealing he he:-)
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LMAO! Is this the abbott and Costello official sight? You two are a riot! The avatar one made me laugh!
lol...love these snippets of conversation...i need to start writing ours down...
Oh, I just love posts like these. Makes me think about the random snippits of conversation between Hubby & I.
These little things are the spice of life! right?
Bwahahaha! I LOVE the 'sex on the kitchen floor' convo. And the ice trucker one. You two are hilarious!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
I've heard some parents describe watching channels other then Nickleodeon as being better than sex.
Why would we do that?! Your hubby must be the only man who might ever say that! hahahaha!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLl priceless man!
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