Monday, January 04, 2010

Sex on the Kitchen Floor

And other pieces of conversations between Hus and I...

Me: Wow our first night alone at home without the kids! Should we have sex on the kitchen floor?

Hus: Why would we do that? We have a bed.

Me: How about we just watch TV? Maybe something other than the Nickelodeon channel.

Perfect Storm

Me: I am just sooo sick of driving in this snowy icy slippery crap. I want to move to a warmer place, you with me?

Hus: No. And you're an excellent driver in the snow. You should be an Ice Road Trucker. It's like your just waiting for the perfect storm.

Me: Didn't they all die in The Perfect Storm?

No Life

Me: I really want to see Avatar, it looks like a movie made just for me. It's got romance, sci-fi, and it took four years to make it.

Hus: It will take you longer to see it.

Healthy Eating

Me: I didn't eat butter until I met you. I was raised on low fat margarine.

Hus: Well, there's some 'I Can't Believe I Bought This Butter' in the fridge.

The Governor

Hus: I saw the governor today.

Me: You saw Arnold?! (OK, I watch too much west coast TV)


Stephanie said...

Thanks so much Heidi for the laugh, I can always count on you!!

You know you have been married too long when kitchen floor sex is not appealing he he:-)


otin said...

LMAO! Is this the abbott and Costello official sight? You two are a riot! The avatar one made me laugh!

Brian Miller said... these snippets of conversation...i need to start writing ours down...

Lainey-Paney said...

Oh, I just love posts like these. Makes me think about the random snippits of conversation between Hubby & I.
These little things are the spice of life! right?

alison said...

Bwahahaha! I LOVE the 'sex on the kitchen floor' convo. And the ice trucker one. You two are hilarious!

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tattytiara said...

I've heard some parents describe watching channels other then Nickleodeon as being better than sex.

barb said...

Why would we do that?! Your hubby must be the only man who might ever say that! hahahaha!

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLl priceless man!