For example, what if Hus said this to me...
**"Sometimes I have the strangest feeling about you. Especially when you are near me as you are now. It feels as though I had a string tied here under my left rib where my heart is, tightly knotted to you in a similar fashion. And when you go to Ireland, with all that distance between us, I am afraid that this cord will be snapped, and I shall bleed inwardly."**Edward Rochester
Instead of this...
"Before you leave for New Jersey, don't forget to get that tick off Summer (cat)." Hus
Or this...
**"...My nightmares are usually about losing you...I'm okay once I realize you're here."**Peeta Mellark
Instead of this...
"I had nightmares last night, must have been the spicy chicken wings."Hus
Or this...
**"I have died everyday waiting for you. Darlin' don't be afraid. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more."**Christina Perri
Instead of this...
"Wow! We've been married how long? Man, that's a really long time." Hus
This...
**"When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I'd have no doubt. And I didn't. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to Leoch, with you sitting on my chest, cursing me for bleeding to death, I said to myself 'Jamie Fraser', for all ye canna see what she looks like, and for all she weighs as much as a good draft horse, this is the woman.'"***James Alexander Malcolm Mackenzie Fraser
Instead of...
"I was watching you from across the bar and my friend said "Dude, check her out, she's hot." So I ditched the girl I was with so I could be with you."Hus
This...
**"We could do it you know...Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it...If we didn't have so many kids."** Gale Hawthorne
Or...
"Want to go for a ride around the swamp in my truck like we used to when we first started dating?"Hus
Don't get me wrong, my Hus is very sweet and loving. He tells me he loves me everyday. If he suddenly started speaking in romantic verse, I'd think he lost his mind. (Or was trying to get me into bed.)(Heh heh)
Just one more from the oh so sweet Peeta...
"I just want to spend every possible minute of the rest of my life with you,"
4 comments:
So funny. And so true for a lot of women.
Quite honestly, if my husband said any of those "romantic" things to me, esp while we were dating, I would have thought he was probably a whack job serial killer.
Dear Heidi - this one's a classic. You have one of the best senses of humor I've had the pleasure of enjoying. I know it's the best defense in a world where everything contrives to make you feel anything except like laughing. Thanks for sharing your gifts of knowing what's funny and the ability to write it down for the rest of us. Keep fighting the good fight - you have a lot of people rooting for you!
so funny!
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