My 4 year old son T and my husband came back inside the house after swimming in our pool one day. The water was cold. T proceeded to strip off his bathing suit and throw it on the floor as per his usual. Then he ran down the hall naked toward the fan in my bedroom. He stood in front of the blowing fan to dry himself off. He looked down at his body and suddenly he yelled...
"What Bud?" my hus answered.
"SOMEBODY STOLE MY WIENER!"
Well, my hus just about fell on the floor laughing and went on to explain "Shrinkage" to T.
Since he got such a positive response to "Wiener" T says it all the time now. If I tell him not to, he reminds me that Papa thought it was funny.
At least he is not calling it his "Package" anymore. Or doing the "Package Dance" That was also thanks to my hus. As if T has a package like a rock star. Should I get him some spandex?
And, do all little boys constantly have to have their hand on their package? I am continually reminding him to "stop touching your pee pee in public". It's like he thinks it really will disappear if he is not protecting it.