Monday, July 02, 2007

I Wish...

1. The volume on my car stereo would go higher than 37. ( I have adult angst)

2. I had more time to blog. (obvious)

3. Cats could speak English. ( If they have food and water, I say "sorry, I don't know what the hell you are saying to me, meow, meow, that's all I get", probably they are telling me how much they love and adore me) (or "meow, give me canned food Bitch, meow!")

4. Humans could survive on air and water alone. (think of how skinny we would be and no messy waste products)

5. Little fairy painters would magically come over and finish painting my living room. ( My hands are numb and I'll have to remember when I am having chest and arm pain tonight it is not a heart attack)

6. My airbag light would shut off without me having to spend $65 to just diagnose the problem. (lots of people still drive cars without airbags anyways, right?)

7. That all my underwear did not look like something a great grandmother would wear when down to her last pair, after being incontinent in her "good pairs". ( I AM married with children)

8. My kids could get along for more than 5 minutes. (too much, I know)

9. The price of gas would go down. (then I could afford to have my airbags checked)

10. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was still on TV and not re-runs. ( I do have the complete collectors edition of all 7 seasons, guess I could just watch it again and again...)

I miss Spike, he always knew what was going on and what to do about it.
I also wish for larger breasts, smaller tummy, peace on earth and good health for everyone!

9 comments:

Alissa said...

I wish for SMALLER breasts and a smaller tummy. And better hair.

I've never seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I wish to borrow your fairy painters when you're finished with them, please...

:-)

Granny said...

do your fairy painters also do windows?

Suzy Soro said...

I have nothing but bikinis and thongs (obviously I'm not married) but I always wonder why I bother to neatly stack them after a load of laundry, lie them in the drawer and then the next morning look at the top one and go "No" and keep saying that as I go through the stack until they're all over the drawer.

Lainey-Paney said...

I wish...

I could wake up every day with perfect hair that I didn't have to brush or blowdry or anything.

I wish I could twinkle my nose like Samantha Stevens on "Bewitched" (the original show, not the movie), and magic would just happen.

I wish I could put my fingers together & freeze time like Evie on that show, "Out of this World" (remember that from the 80s??)

I wish I had a clear umbrella all around me when it rained. And I didn't have to hold it. It would just exist & kind of float around me & keep me dry.

I'm sure I wish a lot more things...but, I'm done typing for now.

am1478 said...

you should really keep these and compose them.....i miss you. you are officially invited to my site. hooray!!!!yes, i too would like the fairy painters, wish for the little things like better undies and socks without allowing them all to grow holes, and yes, the light is ok. love, me

Denise said...

I wish my dog would poop in day-glo colors so that our pooper-scooper would become more of a tool, less of an accessory.

hellomelissa said...

oh, i like those wishes.

i'm gonna send you some sexy undies from victorias secret. hey, i can make THAT wish come true at least! unfortunately i can't make your cat talk. :)

Stefanie said...

If cats could talk I think that would be kinda creepy. I don't want to know what they're thinking and they'd probably stop you all the time for some cat conversation mostly about yarn. Now if dogs could talk...

Andie D. said...

Your kids get along for as many as 5 minutes? Count yourself lucky!

You must have a "talker" for a cat. I had one too, and she really tried to talk to me. It was NUTS! Cool, but bizarre.