Things my husband has said recently:
" I bought this huge roll of tinfoil at the dented can store, so don't be afraid to use it."
" I am sure that God is a woman."
" I don't remember farting, maybe it was you."
" That is enough "mama's", T."
" I am not buying you a waffle maker for Hanukkah because it will just make a mess."
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Do we keep men around for the entertainment factor??
Yummy, waffles!
Heidi
I love waffles too... but my homemade would probably look like that too.
Why are all men in denial about their daily emissions?
I have come to realize that pretty much anything makes a mess, so what's the difference? ;)
yes, but the mess is WORTH IT for the resulting waffles.
mama's T? hilarious. i would love to be the fly on the wall at your house....but you got your way ?
I laughed out loud at the first one. And the third one. Oh, husbands can be so entertaining at times...
Uh, is it supposed to do that? Your husband, he is very smart.
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LOL, he doesn't remember farting... I'm still gonna be thinking about that & laughing s'more tonight as I lay me down to sleep!
LOL this post is hilarious, hubby's are always good for a laugh.
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