Happy Delurking Day everyone! I received an email from Shelly informing me that today is Delurking day. Even though the day is almost over, I hope everyone who stops by will leave a comment. Maybe I'll get some inappropriate comments because of the title. I hope so.
Some ridiculous things I have done this past week...
1) Burnt my forehead with my hair straightening iron. Burned it significantly, so people ask me what the hell did I do to my forehead.
2) Burnt my forehead a second time. I look retarded.
3) Noticed that there are heat settings on the iron and turned the heat down, finally.
4) Said "Vagina" at the dinner table. Luckily at home. Explanation follows.
Why I said Vagina.
T is in need of speech therapy. He has trouble with a few letters but mostly the teacher and I are concerned because sometimes he has a trouble getting whole sentences out. It's almost like a stutter but he repeats the beginning of a sentence over and over.
Anyways, when I told him he needed speech therapy, he asked "What's sweech farapy?" Heh heh.
The other night at dinner T exclaimed "This vagina is dewicious!"
I nearly spit out my wine.
"Did you just say vagina?" I asked.
To which E, turning bright red in the face, yelled "MOTHER! He said LASAGNA!"
So I turned to T and said "Thank you. It's meat loaf."