"What's a Disco Stick?" E and her girlfriend asked me late one night.
"Whoooaaat? Where did you hear that?" I questioned.
"Lady Gaga says it in her song 'Love Game', she wants to take a ride on his Disco Stick"
"Oh, um" Think quick Mama, make something up...
"It refers to a man's, ya know" I pointed down there.
Both girls blushed and broke out in extreme giggles at this.
I wondered if I did the right thing by telling the truth. I have trouble lying.
The next day, T came into the kitchen where the girls, Hus and I were standing,and casually pulled his pants down exposing himself, as 5 year old boys do frequently, and Hus said...
"T, put away your Disco Stick man!"
More gales of laughter.