One morning while I was still in bed half asleep, I heard my 6yo son talking to me...
T: The day after yesterday, at the lake, I swam all the way out to the boobies.
T: I swam all the way out to the boonies!
Me: Wow,what fun, you're a great swimmer. Oh, and the day after yesterday is today.
On a different morning...
T: I woke up in the middle of the night and heard people screaming!
Me: Did you have a bad dream?
T: No, it was your TV show.
My daughter on the phone with me while she stayed four days at my mothers...
E: Grandma is a little annoying.
E: Grandma is really annoying and she never lets me talk.
E: Grandma is really annoying and she never lets me talk and she is ALWAYS right!
I called her.
Me: So, is Grandma still driving you crazy?
E: Um, mom, you're on speaker phone.