Saturday, August 29, 2009

Saturday Sounds 11 or Voices

One morning while I was still in bed half asleep, I heard my 6yo son talking to me...

T: The day after yesterday, at the lake, I swam all the way out to the boobies.
Me: Huh?
T: I swam all the way out to the boonies!
Me: Buoys?
T: Yeah.
Me: Wow,what fun, you're a great swimmer. Oh, and the day after yesterday is today.

On a different morning...

T: I woke up in the middle of the night and heard people screaming!
Me: Did you have a bad dream?
T: No, it was your TV show.

My daughter on the phone with me while she stayed four days at my mothers...

Day One
E: Grandma is a little annoying.
Day two
E: Grandma is really annoying and she never lets me talk.
Day three
E: Grandma is really annoying and she never lets me talk and she is ALWAYS right!
Day four
I called her.
Me: So, is Grandma still driving you crazy?
E: Um, mom, you're on speaker phone.

Poor Grandma


Zip n Tizzy said...


barb said...

I busted a gut on this one... especially the speaker phone! bwahahahaha!

PS. Have you ever heard of Mimi and the Peace Globe Movement? I've been participating for a few years but she needs someone from Vermont to send in a Peace Globe this year. The details are here. ->

Hit 40 said...

Oh I hate speaker phone!! I called my dad at work once as a child... I was ranting away about private family things when he told me that I was on speaker phone!! How embarrassing. Shouldn't a person tell you this flat out front???

otin said...

Oh, I have done the speaker phone thing before! It is so embarrassing!

Suzy said...

Maybe this will make Grandma a litte less annoying?

Wishing 4 One said...


Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha! Oops.

Karen MEG said...

Oof on the speaker phone :)!
Grandmas can be annoying especially when they're right all the time!
Your kids are hilarious!

MereCat said...

HIlarious! Poor Heidi.

Anonymous said...

OH crap, totally busted!!!